Desperate boyfriend concocts desperately stupid plan to fool girlfriend - and fails gloriously

I am always amazed at the resourcefulness of people. The latest to impress me is a guy in Colarado who was cheating on his girlfriend, and had arranged for a girl he had met online to come to his apartment in the early hours at 3.00am. Naturally, he wasn't expecting his girlfriend to be around. Unfortunately for him, she arrived home early. Now, what to do with his online date just due to arrive?

Well, some people always know just what to do. To escape his predicament he phoned the police to report his date as a burglar who had intruded into his apartment.

It is obvious though that it was hardly a flawless plan - especially when the police started to interrogate the “burglar”. As expected, it all became undone, and that landed 24-year-old Kevin Gaylor in bother with the unimpressed police officers who responded to the false report. Luckily for him, the authorities were not too harsh, citing him with only a misdemeanor for false reporting to the police. The real punishment must certainly be how stupid he felt afterwards and whatever it was his girlfriend decided to do to him as a result.

Anyhow, it is another story you can completely put out of your mind as you reflect on the new update promotions for some of our luxury Knightsbridge hotel deals. As usual, these are some really keen offers, and to add to the good news here are some more -

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Regent's Canal London

Back with some new promotions for Regent's Park hotels offers that may interest you. I think it is a great choice of location for a stay in London. Naturally, most people think of the leisure moments they can have in Regent's Park after the noise and the bustle of the busy streets - and that is true. It's lovely to relax in.

But equally as relaxing from my experience is a slow, leisurely stroll along Regent's Canal. It dates back to 1820 and originally John Nash had planned that it would flow through the park itself. As it turned out, instead it goes in a circle just north of the outer edge of the park. Even if your legs don't carry you beyond Little Venice which is at the start of the canal, you will still find it delightful and pleasant to see all the colourful, narrow boats moored in the basin.

For good measure, and in conjunction with other promotions here are present discounts for some of London's select 4 star hotels .....

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The London riots. Remember the victims, and hope that they are all securely locked up and unable to do us any harm

It could have been different. The London riots of some months back could have had a very negative affect on tourist numbers visiting London. Thankfully, most people can put these events into perspective, realising that such outbreaks of disturbance are to be expected anywhere and in any major city you might conceive of traveling to for a vacation. This week it was Rome which was the venerable venue for those spilling their bile against the perpetrators of corporate greed. And impressive stuff it was too with water cannon, tear gas, bottles, rocks, fireworks, burst-up shops and blazing cars.

Obviously, between corporate greed and violent rioting there is both right and wrong. But perspective, as I mentioned earlier, may colour your view of where the real blame lies. One perspective that I found interesting during the London riots was the media commentator who told us, in firm tones, that we must remember that the rioters were, in fact, victims themselves.

Indeed. It was a moment where the nation stood properly corrected. Thank you again Ms. Whatsyourface, peerless expert in whatever it is you do.

However, I think most people's abiding memory will be that of the unfortunate Asian student who was set upon by a number of thugs ... sorry, victims ....... who robbed him of his remaining possessions while they acted under the pretense of trying to help him. Confused, bloodied and bewildered following an earlier attack by an unknown victim or gang of victims, thousands who viewed the widely publicised video clip were shocked at the meanness and sheer badness of what some individuals were capable of towards a vulnerable young man.

Happily, it is now all consigned to the past. Visitors to the capital need not concern themselves unduly about being caught up in chaotic riots. Everything is back to normal, and the daily mundane vicissitudes of routine, everyday crime. Just take the usual sensible precautions you would take in any big city to keep yourself and your property safe from any predatory victims who might try to target you.

And don't you sometimes feel that words have lost all sense of meaning? I can't think why.

To put a wrap on it, let's accentuate the positive. What better way than the very latest in deals and discounts for London hotels. And here they are -

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For my part, I am going to make my own singular protest, both against global corporate greed and the depredations of vicious rioters, by knocking back a few stiff ones in the bar of one of my favourite hotels in Knightsbridge. That'll show them. Bottoms up.

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Discounts a firm feature with London hotels

If I created some of these latest hotels deals for London myself, I would be very happy with my work. But in all honesty, they come directly from the hotels themselves, showing I think the ability of the hospitality industry to respond to market demands in a very convincing way.

We can be thankful for that. The consumer can come out a winner sometimes. Yet in fairness, discounts and promotional packages have been a fairly firm feature with London hotel marketing for some time now.  Being astute, they know that even if they are cutting profits in one respect other benefits will accrue in the long term.  In time, guest satisfaction brings tangible pay-back.

Really, it is something we don't need to analyse too deeply. As a potential guest, the view should be: if the hotel wants to give, then I am happy to take. That being the case, further delay would be superfluous, and so here are the current offers for London hotels -

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As I often say  .... enjoy.

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